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Old 11-27-2023, 09:01 AM   #2284
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
My favorite is.

Ok, so we have this enormous super laser tube, and it shoots a planet crushing laser up it right.

Yup

And you have this two footwide platform right in there with no hand rails and the guys standing there don't get any sunglasses.

Yup

I think the only handrails in the whole Empire were in the emperors bed room and they surround an open hole that leads right down to a reactor.
Which Vader picked him up and threw him over anyways.

Imperial Occupational Health and Safety must have just been:

"Welp. Didn't see that coming. But there was a railing!"

I always think to when Obi-Wan has to turn off the Tractor Beam. Could you imagine being the poor bastard that has to perform regular maintenance on that panel??

"This is some bulls###!!!"
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