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Old 11-27-2023, 08:57 AM   #2283
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People like to have the 'Star Trek vs Star Wars' debates, and thats fine, its not my cup of tea personally, but whatever.

But what I'd love is to transport Geordi into the Star Wars Universe to critique Imperial Engineering.

"So...you deliberately keep the shield generators in giant, fragile structures in exposed locations? That doesnt seem like a good plan.

So sometimes you need gas and sometimes you don't? Whats up with that?"

Get Scotty out of the warp buffer to teach them a thing or two...except James Doohan is dead, but you could figure something out.
My favorite is.

Ok, so we have this enormous super laser tube, and it shoots a planet crushing laser up it right.

Yup

And you have this two footwide platform right in there with no hand rails and the guys standing there don't get any sunglasses.

Yup

I think the only handrails in the whole Empire were in the emperors bed room and they surround an open hole that leads right down to a reactor.
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