[D as in David]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

The Bakersfield Condors are currently in 29th place.

So to recap:

Edmonton Oilers: 30/32
Bakersfield Condors: 29/32
Edmonton Oil Kings: 22/22
Edmonton Elks: 9/9

There are potentially 91 teams that Edmonton teams could be better than.
They are better than 5.

Of the 91 teams in biggest leagues that Edmonton teams play in, there are only 5 that could not say "Well, at least we aren't Edmonton".
But to be honest, I think those 5 teams probably would say that anyway.

But...but...but...