Welp, it was a 5-2 game, which is just what you'd expect when the highest-scoring team in the league comes up against a bunch of has-beens and never-will-bes who can't score at all.
Huberdeau can't buy a point unless he cheats and gets an apple on an empty-net goal. Or scores a goal himself, which is also cheating, because he's supposed to be the setup guy. Fire him into the sun!
Meanwhile Lindholm, who's supposed to be this great goal-scorer, can't get anything but assists, except for the aforementioned cheating empty-netter. Fire him into the sun, too!
And I see the Flames still haven't got anyone who can score in the shootout. I'd say fire them all into the sun, but the sun would probably get indigestion and barf solar flares all over us, destroying all life on earth. Which, you know, would be the one thing even worse than this year's Flames!
