I can see how that call went
Ring Ring
Woodchuck - "Ahoy hoy"
Holland - "Jay, its me Ken, I wanted to call you because you don't have a skype account. Listen, this season hasn't gone well, and we as in Connor have decided to let you go so he can get his former Junior coach a NHL paycheck"
Woodchuck - "Yeah, can you hang on for a minute I just need to put you on hold"
Woodchuck hits the hold button, then dials a number
Conna - "McJesus resident, this is McJesus"
Woodchuck - "Hey Conna, go F yourself"
He hangs up the phone and chuckles then dials another number. A person with a pissy whiny voice picks up"
Drasaitl - "This is Leon, use your imagination"
Woodchuck -"F yourself Leon, F yourself to the moon"
Hangs up hits the hold button
Woodhuck - "Yeah Ken, you can send my check for the next two seasons to Hawaii, oh yeah and you can go F yourself too"
Woodchuck hangs up and fist pumps "Best day of my life"
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