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Old 11-08-2023, 12:00 AM   #8927
Hack&Lube
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Originally Posted by Zamboniman View Post
I can see the press conference now if they hired Sutter.

Principe: "Welcome Darryl. What are your plans to to help this team reach their potential? How do you plan to get the team to support McDavid and Draisaitl?"

Darryl: "Who's McDavid? Which number is Draisaitl?"

Principe: "Uh......The Captain....?"

Darryl: "Look at me!!!! I'm the captain now!!!! This team needs to learn to play the right way. They don't know how to play the right way. This team has no stars. It's important to understand that. We can't compare to Vegas or Colorado. No gamebreakers, no impact players. So we need to play Lucic a lot."

Principe: "Uh....Lucic plays for the Bruins now. And I think he's hurt."

Darryl: "Whatever. You know what I'm getting at. This team can't score and has no good players. So we need to play fourth liners a whole lot more. They need to learn how to play the right way. And I'd like to see way more of Vincent Desharnais in the shootout. "

Assembled media: "Uh..........thanks Darryl."
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