I can just see that conversation.
Unamed Oiler Dignitary - "Hey Calvin, congratulations man pack your bags you're going to the show man"
Calvin (Jean Luc) Pikard - "Pass"
UOD - "Great . . . hey wait . . . what? Its the show man, hotter girls, bigger paycheck, playing with Connor and Leon"
Calvin - "A) Its Edmonton, B) Its till Edmonton C) Who cares, a paycheck isn't worth playing behind that defense and getting shredded by their fans D) Connor and Leon are the worst when it comes to helping a goalie out"
UOD - "Come on man, help us out here, the team needs you"
Calvin - "Um go screw yourself, I feel like I have a bout of irritable bowl syndrome coming on, talk to the other guy, I'm good"
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