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What was the best day of your life?
"the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
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FLAG ON THE PLAY!
Clearly, there is only one correct answer to the question, "What was the best day of your life?" What you should have said was,
"I'm having the best day ever, and I owe it all to skipping church!"
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-Where's the best place to get a oil change in the city?
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I was tempted to answer with something about the oil belonging to Springfield Elementary, but Mr. Burns had this to say:
"A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!"