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calf · 05-13-2007, 07:15 PM

From the useless thread department. It's a simple concept. Someone asks a question, the answer to that question must be a Simpson's quote. Rinse & Repeat...

For example:

What was the best day of your life?

"the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

What are your thoughts on the Edmonton Oilers?

05-13-2007, 07:15 PM	#1
calf broke the first rule Join Date: Jan 2004 Exp:	Every question in life can be answered with a Simpson's quote From the useless thread department. It's a simple concept. Someone asks a question, the answer to that question must be a Simpson's quote. Rinse & Repeat... For example: What was the best day of your life? "the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah -- the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..." What are your thoughts on the Edmonton Oilers?