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Originally Posted by ben voyonsdonc

We need BellGPT where we can turn any article into Dinger language.

I tried, but first it wrote in actual paragraphs, despite informing me it was aware of who Rick Bell is. So I had it try again.

Spoiler!

"Calgary's New Public Art Sculpture: A Triumph of Creativity and Community"
By Rick Bell
Well, folks, it's time to talk about public art. This one's different.
It stands tall in downtown Calgary. A masterpiece, a puzzle, and so much more.
It captures our city's spirit, its diversity, its history. Unity in complexity.
It's a symbol of collaboration. Our community came together to create something meaningful.
Not everyone will love it, but give it a chance. Let it grow on you.
In a divided world, it's a reminder of our shared identity.
Celebrate this triumph of creativity and community. It's a beacon of hope.

Could you try again using shorter words and more anger? His writing is usually negative with simple phrases and words.

"Calgary's New Art? Seriously?"
By Rick Bell


New sculpture downtown. Ugly mess. Waste of cash.


City claims it's deep. Nonsense. Confusing junk.


Calgary's spirit? Rubbish. Nothing's clear.


Community toil? Hardly. Just more strife.


They say it's "art." Don't buy it. Just weird.


World divided. Who needs this mess?


Hate it? Join the club. Total nonsense.

####ing nailed it.