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Old 10-25-2023, 03:20 PM   #90
Sliver
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Originally Posted by Locke View Post
"You cant drink all day if you dont start early!!"

Jesus CHRIST people! Can I have some coffee?

"Only if theres whiskey in it!"

Its goddamned 9am!

"Here's Bacon, Eggs and Sausage and a cigarette! Lets go Boating!!"

I'm going to throw myself into the lake and just peacefully sink to the bottom.

Yeah...not my scene.
You are knocking it out of the park with this. I can't believe how accurate everything you're saying is. Carbon copy of my experience.

And all the kids were just scampering around interchangeable with the other kids. We'd pull our boat up beside some other boat, a bunch of kids would trade places, then we'd be towing some randos for a while. Then we'd pull up beside some other boats and random moms would toss us some beers and sandwiches and we'd carry on.

Nobody seemed to care it was 35° out and we'd been on the lake with no shade drinking for 12 hours. I felt like I was the only sane one, but since I couldn't beat them I just had to join them.

Those people seriously need to learn what a nap is. No clue how that many people with that much stamina managed to find each other. It defies all logic and probability.
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