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Old 10-25-2023, 10:00 AM   #2816
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Originally Posted by FlameOn View Post
Totally off topic thought from my rats nest of a brain, but how does Paradise even work for radical Islamists? If all the martyrs are promised 40 virgins in heaven and half the population is female, wouldn't this create a massive shortage of virgin woman in paradise where everyone is supposed to be happy? How does Allah address this supply shortage then when virgins only count as virgins if they died a virgin? Wouldn't you end up with some martyrs getting 80 year old virgins? Is there some kind of virgin refurbishment program that happens on entry into paradise to keep supply up, or does Allah just somehow create virgins out of nothing that have never lived on earth?

Something else for every one to argue about

They misread the brochure, they don't get 40 virgins or 72 virgins in paradise. They get one 40 year old virgin, and they spend eternity getting told not to touch her and playing minecraft endlessly.
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