[Kidder]

(Sung by Prince)

One, two
One and three, hah

They were trying part time with lots of dive-and-whine
Bench boss a Pee-wee dummy
He dropped an F bomb line, and was facing a fine
Cause they played a bit too leisurely

Seems that they were floating doing something close to nothing
Exactly as the game before
And they all look so sour, ooooh, so sour
With just one win in their first four, first four

They planned a Lord Stanley Parade
Planned and fanned by their media whore
Lord Stanley Parade
And when they fail once more, they’ll blow up the core
The Oiler Charade
Love that disass-ter