Back in High School I remember sitting in Bio shortly after lunch. Can't remember what I ate but it had some nasty effects on me. I am sitting there trying to hold in this massive fart to avoid certain embarrasment.
After fighting it and fighting it I realize that this is not a battle I am going to win. I am on the wooden chairs that are going to make this thing echo throughtout the entire class. So I very carefully lift a cheek to not raise any suspicion and by the grace of God I mange to release the gas silently and without consequnce.....or so I thought.
About 5 seconds after I let it go I think I am free and clear until the Bio teacher walks up the aisle that I happen to be sitting in. I watch his nose twitch and his eyes slightly tear up just before he blurts out: "That is disgusting! Who just farted down here? That is sickening!"
As the class bursts out in laughter I have to do my best uncomfortable fake laugh to try and pretend it wasn't me.
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