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Originally Posted by Dion
A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed simply "Dad." Filled with dread, with trembling hands he opened the envelope and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with MaryBeth and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion Dad...she's pregnant.
MaryBeth said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
MaryBeth has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with the other people that live in other trailers nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so MaryBeth can get better. She deserves it. Please don't worry Dad. I'm 15 now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
John
PS. Before you have a heart attack - none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you Dad. Please call me when it's safe to come home.
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as a father of a young boy, you have no idea how great this joke was!!
as my wife always says, dont sweat the little stuff