A bear and a rabbit are taking a ##### in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says excuse me, but do you have problems with ##### sticking to your fur, and the rabbit says no. So the bear wipes his a$$ with the rabbit.
or here's this one.
A grasshoppes walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender seeing the grasshopper get's all excited and says "man, we got a beer named after you" and the grasshopper says "really, you have a beer named Steve".
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