[Maritime Q-Scout]

31. If you're nice to others, we notice and take our cue from there.

dido

32. If you're nice to us, we could care less about what you look like.

dido

33. Girls want to say "I love you" the moment they mean it, but wait for you to say it first, 'cause we think you won't be able to see that we're not asking for marriage, only telling you how we feel.

we're nervous because of the whole alcoholic factor

34. When a girl looks calmed down, minimal makeup, genuinely happy... you're doing something right.

when a guy smiles at you for no reason, you're doing something right

35. If a girl tells her friend she wants to marry a guy, it doesn't mean anything more than what it meant with the last guy. If she tells her boyfriend, it's the truth.

if a guy tells his friend he wants to marry a girl, he means it

36. A girl will never say "leave me alone" to a guy, since she thinks that is the most hurtful thing you can say to someone you're with...

guys sometimes need space too, and alone time. We sort things out on our own, or atleast try to first.

37. If we think you're the one, that IS a final decision, and can only be undone if you make it so. (Ie: cheating, ending the relationship, etc)

Same for guys

38. Girls can be as silly as guys. Therefore, when we say "can we talk?", we expect you to listen, 'cause this isn't just another conversation... We want to be serious when we say "can we talk?"

if a guy says "listen" it's the same as 'can we talk'

39. We know your friends are cool, but your friends that are girls will instantly hate US, even if they don't like you like that. This is because all girls hate other girls in a guy's life.

we'll be suspicious of any guy in your life at first two... very

40. When a girl looks at you for longer than a minute, she's thinking about how much she likes you.

if a guy looks at you for longer than a minute, he's looking at your ass

41. When a girl looks at you for longer than 5 minutes, she's wondering if your children will have your eyes or your nose.

if a guy looks at you longer than 5 minutes he's looking at your boobs

42. Girls like manliness, not misogynism. Also, girls like compassionate men, not men with vaginas.

guys like it when you wear ballcaps, but not when you're a ball player

43. Girls have physical troubles you can't even imagine.

guys use logic and think rationally like you can't even imagine

44. Girls have standards. Seriously. We put major thought into these and expect them to be fulfilled. That does not make a girl a snob.

so do guys

45. Girls hate men who spend more time in front of the mirror in the morning than they do. Why are you trying to look better than us?

girls also hate men who take mere seconds to look amazing

46. Girls talk more about guys than guys ever could. Trust us: it's all we do.

guys talk more about sports that girls ever could. Trust us: it's all we do

47. It's not called leading you on if a girl is trying to see if there's possibility of pursuing the relationship.

oh it can be

48. Girls hate that guys make seemingly rational decisions that make no emotional sense.

because we look at the greater good too, we'll sacrafice ourselves for something bigger than us

49. Girls around the world are consistently trying to spy on guys in some way or another to find out what the hell goes on in a guy's mind.

dido

50. We like that you can open the pickle jar for us, but girls like it even more that you can hold her hand at a funeral.

guys like to open the pickle jar for you, they like it even more when you play with our tie when we're wearing a suit

51. Not all women are bitches. We know they're out there, but don't go lumping us all in the same group because you got rejected a few times.

not all men are s. We know they're out there, but don't go lumping us all in the same group because you got rejected a few times.

52. We hate guys that are too skinny. It's worse if the guy is tall and skinny. That said, girls don't necessarily want a bodybuilder boyfriend either.

Son of a whore... but you said in #5 my smile made up for it... bitch! What about #24?

53. We know you love it girls talk about their asses/boobs/etc. Did you really think we didn't know that?

Oh I know you knew, I just try encourage it as much as possible

54. Girls like no-strings fiery nights of passion as much as guys do, but saying so could result in reputation problems, so guys should approach the subject.

So where are you exactly?

55. There is no such thing as a shy girl after the age of 16. After that, all girls are acting. Remember, "a woman's charm is 50% illusion".

Guys can be shy, you start to flirt with us, and we flirt back, we're interested . . . period

56. When a girl kisses you between your neck and shoulder and/or behind the ear, she wants to jump your bones.

when a guy kisses you anywhere, he wants to jump your bones

57. Girls love being tickled, because the fact that you want to tickle us is so cute, but we also hate it, 'cause we make very 'tarded faces when we laugh like hyenas.

tickle us while driving, we'll swirve into oncoming traffic

58. All girls really want is for you to offer a massage. Any body part is fine. Just the fact that you're offering is enough.

We love to give them, but tell us your neck is tight, give us a queue

59. Not all girls are saucy minxes: we will let you know what we want and how far we'd like you to go with us. All we ask is for respect for us, whether we want one random night or a 6-month sex wait.

all guys are sarcastic s from time to time . . . sorry ladies

60. The minute a girl decides to be with you, she's already decided that anytime you need it, she'll sacrifice anything necessary to get it to you.
Anything, anytime, anywhere.

Same for guys, when we decide to be with you we'll die for you