1. Girls don't want to be sluts. But we walk a fine line because we have to be the Madonna or the whore.
fair point, it's a fine line I'll agree
2. "Sooo..." is a way many girls start their conversations, 'cause we're hoping you'll jump in and talk about yourself. We don't want to seem desperate to know... everything!
I wish you'd give us something more. How should I respond, so I attended Sydney Acadmey, where I was a member of the debate club and competed internationally having great success. I then went on to Cape Breton university where I obtained my bachelor's degree which gave me the qualifications to go to graduate school at Dalhousie. Upon gradution...
3. Girls love to flirt and are damn good at it. We'll stop, though, if you give us any indication that you're the one.
Guys like to flirt to, we're just better at it with girls we don't want. No pressure.
4. Before girls call a guy, they've conferred with all their friends, lit candles and said a tiny prayer to make sure they don't say anything dumb or anything lovey-dovey BEFORE THE GUY DOES.
Guys use e-mail, MSN Messenger, and Facebook. Call?
5. Girls actually don't care about the way a guy looks if he has a stellar smile.
Cool, I have a great smile. Thank you braces during first year university (yeah that was awakward)
6. Girls will do anything just to get you to notice them, including the strut, the bend-n-snap and the lip-bite.
and we love you for it
7. A girl wants to be the only woman in your life. That means your ma's got to go, too.
I won't droan on about mom, if you don't go on and on and on an on about your dad, brother, uncle, and whomever that is better at me at something like fixing cars.
8. Even if you're not dating and you're only talking, don't let a girl know that there are other women in your life... including your mom.
check, and I don't need to know about the men in your life
9. Girls need to be told they're loved consistently. You can't say it every week for a year and then just stop.
Men need beer consistently, you can't bring us one during the first period but not the second or third
10. We hate your friends that are girls. 'Cause if we see something in you, than so do they.
They're good people, and realize if we're friends we'll never date. See: Ladder theory
http://www.laddertheory.com/ sorry for using logic on this one ladies
11. We don't get jealous. We get murderous.
And men will wait until the time is right for revenge... or atlest I will.
12. Girls are much more emotional than people EVEN KNOW.
I know... or I don't want to know... or yes dear
13. If you say something random around a girl when she's PMS-ing or has her period, she'll slap you like a crippled idiot, yell at you, roll her eyes then run home and tell her friends you're going to dump her.
so what am I supposed to do to rectify the situation?
14. Girls know how important a man's ego is to him, so we cater to it.
thank you
15. Girls expect to be wined and dined without being called gold-diggers. We're not gold-diggers. We'll chip in once you prove you're not a cheap .
I'm a traditionalist, I agree
16. A girl can forgive a guy for almost anything if he seems like he means his apology.
men are the same way
17. Girls are NOT open about themselves. You have to prove yourself 100% committed in order for a girl to tell you just what her "number" is and what she did on that drunken trip to Cancun.
don't ever expect us to tell you that we even went to Cancun
18. Don't test a girl: she'll withhold sex if she thinks you don't trust her... (This one is a joke... kind of)
don't test a guy, if you with hold sex, that's what your best friend or sister is for
19. It's very, very rare that a girl will fall for a guy's best friend.
really? This one I actually find the opposite, but only ever happens after the breakup (odd)
20. If a girl tells you about her problems, she just needs someone to listen to her. You don't tell her how to fix it and to "get over it".
if a guy tells you his problems, we're looking for a solution
21. If you want to know if a girl likes you, just ask.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
yeah ok....
22. We may seem cool about the relationship, but we are obsessing about you to our friends about every possible detail, from penis size to why you haven't said "I love you" yet... Or why you've said it too early.
and if we seem cool about the relationship, we're actually cool with it
23. Girls love to brag about their guys... so give us a reason.
blow me ... no I don't mean that in the bad way, give us a reason to be nice
seriously, we expect the same
24. We're going to tell people you're hot, regardless of what you look like. That's how we see the guys we love.
dido
25. Girls not only think too much, but have a network of friends to help along with the thinking. All MSN/Yahoo/AIM convos are saved and scrutinized. Same goes with e-mail, answering machine messages and texts.
yeah we know, we also know how to access them all without you knowing
26. A girl will never really ask a guy's advice, unless it's about cars, a class or other girls, in which case, you should never answer.
same as above except change cars with clothes... and other girls with well we won't go there
27. Every girl could write a sad story about lost love, or heartbreak.
so could every guy
28. Girls don't understand why they're the ones seen as confusing, when it's clearly men that are lost in life.
to a man 1 + 1 = 2 . . . to a woman 1 + 1 = cake, and we're confusing?!
29. Girls are more mature than guys, and rejection only makes her more guarded and careful.
if you reject a guy we become an alcoholic, trade ya
30. If a girl does something dumb in front of the guy, she's going to cry about it... a lot. She can only be appeased when the guy acts like he didn't notice.
pretend you didn't notice for us too would ya?