I am not ashamed of being one of the people who will leave a "gift" for people in the grocery aisle. Gas cleanup in aisle 5. Gas cleanup in aisle 5. My first daughter was about 2 when she began to carry on the family tradition. Ah, the innocence of youth. Of course, she missed the part about quietly walking away and, instead, announced loudly and happilly "I fart. I FAAAAAAAART". I was so proud.
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