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Old 10-02-2023, 09:50 PM   #1
Jay Random
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Default Flames 5, Jets 4, Debbie Downer never scores

Well, once the Jets got up 3-1 the game was over. You can never come back from a score like that in the NHL.

It doesn't help that the Flames were running around their own zone with their heads cut off. They're obviously too dumb to learn the zone defence that every other team in the NHL uses. All those goals were totally their fault for being braindead. No goalie could have coped with that dazzling display of suckitude.

However, all those goals were also Markstrom's fault because he blows large ruminant animals. Any other goalie in the world could have made those saves, including my dead grandmother.

By the way, I don't see what the hype is about Coronato. I mean, the guy was completely invisible in the shootout.

Another rotten performance all around. Fold the franchise!



(I hope it isn't irreligious of me to put up a PGT when there wasn't a GT. Thought we could use a fresh start for complaining.)
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