[Flashpoint]

I make long distance phone calls from the US, and always try to use the words "bomb", "terrorist", "Al-Quaeda", and "Islamic Jihad" just in the hope I am messing with the security clowns who might be eavesdropping.

I typically then go on a tirade against the waste of time that is homeland security, calling them wierd made up words like "mamyrammer", "turdburgler", and "gogan faced".

Incidents like the above are exactly why.