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Old 09-01-2023, 07:15 PM   #1481
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Originally Posted by jammies View Post
What if we gave the meth addicts jobs widening the bike paths? Maybe all they need is some fresh air, exercise, and Fuzz yelling "Do you even bike, bro?" at them to motivate them to become productive, browse-CP-during-the-work-day citizens!
Its brilliant.

You motivate them with safe-supply meth, get them to widen and shovel the bike paths, dont have to pay the Unionized City Roads department that wasnt going to do it anyways....and, because of the Meth they never get tired.

Its like the opposite of the City Roads Department!

If they want more Meth just point 'em at a road or bike lane. Like spinning a top.

There is some serious merit to this idea.

"How is this rehabilitating them from their crippling drug addiction?"

- "Hm? Whats that now? Um....next question."
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