There's this one old bitch who rides the paths in Canmore all time on an analogue bike and smugly yells "EBIKE!" whenever we pass her. At first I thought she was being cutesy or something so just kind of smiled and was like, "haha, yep," but she chatted up my wife one day and we realized she hates ebikers and is actively trying to put us down as lesser than her. Apparently she rides every day even though she's 70 and thinks all of us e-bikers are lazy. Um, no bitch, you're just rich, retired early and won the life lottery in that you still have your health and the wealth to live in Canmore along with the free time to train on your bike daily. We still work, raise kids and don't have the time to focus every spare second on fitness, but still like to access a broad swath of the outdoors.
I'm primed to scream "#### YOU BITCH" next time she does this to me, but of course I haven't seen her in like three weeks. I am ready though.
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