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So you DO understand that you can/are abusing/misusing emergency situation response items, but choose to do it anyhow? That is why/how YTA.
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Not everything needs to be viewed through a 911 call centre emergency bootlicker lens.
I'm not "abusing" anything. I'm blasting off a bear banger because it's fun and they're meant to be used to scare away bears. Guess what I'm using it for? To scare away bears. Would most people use one only if a bear was right in front of them? Sure, but most people are lame.
I've blasted them off in the parking lot at trail heads. I've blasted them off in that big canyon at Grotto. People
always fkn love it. They're hilariously awesome and you're totally allowed to do it. Is it against the recommendation of Parks Canada? Sure, they don't want everyone doing that crap. But I'm literally the only guy I've ever known or heard of that does this, so it's really not an issue you need to worry about. In fact, I've never even met another human being who has even shot off a bear banger. If they did, they'd realize how rad they are.
Know how I know you're a total no-fun nerd? Because you #### on everything that is fun unless it explicitly states in the nerd rulebook that you're allowed to do it. Grey area? You flap around like I just beat up your sister.
I do like your car, though, so I know we have some common ground.