I admit it. I full on tried stealing a box of diapers from the WalMart. I didn’t want to, but I read about their profit increases and then had their self-checkout ‘helper’ give me the unsolicited spiel about Walmart credit cards, who carried on after a first polite no thank you. Didn’t go so well as she called me out on it before I was 10 feet from the til.
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No, no…I’m not sloppy, or lazy. This is a sign of the boredom.
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