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Old 05-03-2007, 04:18 PM   #33
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Originally Posted by fotze View Post
Ya, he could have at least made up something.

So my boss started laughing when I handed him the letter. Only after I walked out of his office did I realize that my shaven balls were hanging out of my zipper.

Better then,

After I gave him my letter and laughed in his face I jumped up on his desk and gave him the Arabian Googles.

The look on his face was priceless when a rammed my junk into his unprepared face

Or else

Dear Penthouse letters;

I never thought I would be writting your fine magazine but I had to tell you about what happened today. It was shortly after I gave my letter of resignation to my boss . . . (This only works if your boss is a member of the opposite sex)
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