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Originally Posted by DoubleF
I keep reading this as "people getting over 25 balloons for their birthday" and I'm like, "That's a #### ton of balloons".
Not great at reading comprehension, but I liked it this way than the other way.
Most people over 25 getting a balloon is because they have friends and families that enjoy humiliating them. Like the friends and families that love the restaurant singing and embarrassing them in front of the whole restaurant.
Birthday person hates it. Restaurant hates it. The only person enjoying this is the person smiling like an arsonist at a fire. ~Brad Upton, paraphrased.
NGL, you described this like a photo in the Harry Potter universe. I thought it sounded kinda cool.
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Had a big number birthday recently. Told the wife, we can have friends over that weekend (it wasn't the exact day) but no party. F'ers had a sash they made me wear, a cake with a singing candle that wouldn't shut up, and a lot of "you're old" gifts.