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Old 08-13-2023, 03:04 PM   #1197
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Originally Posted by Brendone View Post
Wonder if the CP 1%r’s would be will willing to donate some of their spare Canada Goose jackets to the Baffin Island crackhead cause?
That would be counter-productive tho....

In ancient times when a member of society (I'll be honest, usually babies) were unwanted the Greeks would leave them out in the wilderness. Usually either shackled, tied to a tree or with bolts through their ankles.

And if they died...that was the will of the Gods.

"We didnt kill them....the Gods just didnt save them!"

Its the same sort of thing, you just replace 'Gods' with Polar Bears.

Polar Bears are starving, we're just bringing nature back into balance. Kind of. I have no idea what would happen if a Polar Bear ate a guy loaded on Tranq.

Anyhow, I feel I have de-railed an otherwise important and informational thread with enough Polar Bear talk. Just remember this when I'm finally in control of this Country....
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