[GreenLantern2814]

Originally Posted by TorqueDog

My (ex)wife became a fiend for doing this obsessively, it was incredibly frustrating to see an other normal, sort-of rational person -- I thought -- start Lysol-spraying her own cell phone when she came in from grocery shopping, nevermind everything in the grocery bags. Like, it's your phone; are there people literally sneezing into your purse? It was entirely new behaviour brought on by COVID. Personality-wise she became very, very different and very negative, and it was a big part of our undoing.

Thanks COVID. *flips bird*

Let me ask you this: how many poops have you taken in the last five years without your phone?

Exactly.

Lysol that ####.