[troutman]

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There’s an old “Saturday Night Live” skit where Dana Carvey’s character pulls out a tube of ChapStick and the man next to him says, “Oh, ChapStick! Can I borrow that?” Before Mr. Carvey has a chance to decline, the man takes the tube and applies it to his own lips. The ChapStick then gets passed along to a string of increasingly grubby people, including a man with food trapped in his beard and a rough-looking hooker. Finally, an alien with giant, crusty lips rolls up and takes a swipe. When the alien finishes, it insists Dana Carvey take back the tube.