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Old 05-02-2007, 10:10 AM   #8
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Baseball has always been about cheating, the poster above me is right.

When Aaron hit all of his home runs, how many pitchers were using snot, vaseline, spit and sandpaper on the ball, so logically we should add another 10 or 20 home runs to his total.

How many hits were hit off of doctored bats. Should the newer balls count against modern day batters.

Why did Ty Cobb steal so many bases, maybe its because nobody wanted to make the tag because you'd eat his spikes.

How many players were true steroid junkies in the 80's and 90's before testing became rampant.

Its now unfair to point at modern day players and single them out in a twisted way because they're just carrying on a line of former cheaters.

I honestly think that they should encourage Steroid use in the majors. Make them sign waivers that they understand the health risk, and then supply them with as many steroids as they can inject, injest, or ram up thier butt. Feed them speed, and super strength ephederine. I mean honestly can you imagine a pitcher who can throw the ball at 200 miles an hour. It will certainly balance out the steroid laden hitter who can park the ball in the next state. Or a guy who can run 40 yards in under 4 seconds. The doubles record would be shattered.

And it would be exciting, kind of like watching a freak show.
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