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Originally Posted by Swift

I've always understood the shoes on power lines thing to be a signal that drug dealers operate in the area. Always thought that might be an urban myth, but a google search confirms that at the very least, the practice exists.

I thought it was a practice that was enacted by the shadowy 'Big Shoe Cabal' to keep people having to buy new shoes!

They're worried that if the callouses on our feet become too thick we could do away with 'Feet Prisons' altogether and destroy the sneaker market thus making suddenly poverty stricken professionals such as Michael Jordan have to buy groceries in the slums with the rest of us!