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Originally Posted by Puppet Guy
I'd imagine that a Klingon slide-rule would be pretty badass.
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Can you imagine the complaints department in a store run by the merchant class
Kang - "These pants fit my son too tightly in the crotch"
Merchant Msomething - "Do you question my honor?" dives over the table with a knife.
Or the accounting class
Locke son of Morg - "Your ledgers are out by a penny you swine, fix it or I will send your family to Stovocore (or however you spell it"
Miser son of Dork - "Yaaar, You have insulted and threatened my house, die pig" Again dives over the table with a knife."
Even their doctor class would be kind of cool
Doctor bargle - "Your cholesteral is high, and you have the body fat ratio of a Targ. Lose weight or die"
Patient - "But I love blood worms"
Doctor Bargle pulls out a knife and stabs him to death "Next"