[CaptainCrunch]

Oiler fans - We lost to the eventual Stanley Cup champions, it shows that we are next in line.
CaptainCrunch - "Your goaltending was arse theough the playoffs"
Oiler fans - "Yeah that problem can be fixed, we'll just get another goaltender"
CaptainCrunch - "Once the knights figured out that they can beat you by not taking penalties they pushed your face in 5v5 and your botton 6 including RNH did nothing"
Oilerfans - "We can fix that problem with free agents, they'll all want to come in to play with da conna. Vroom, Vroom"
CaptainCrunch - You have 5 million to sigh a bunch of players"
Oilerfans - "We'll trade Campbell and get cap space and Ceci and Kulak"
Captaincrunch - "So your going to weaken your blueline. Then hold up the cup and laugh"
Oilerfans - "Yeah, we've got all the pieces."
Captaincrunch - "Except goaltending. 5v5 ability, a blueline, and a coach that was badly outclassed in the second round and not great in the first round, and you are in a cap crunch"
Oilerfans - in a sad voice "We have Conna and Draisaitl"
Captaincrunch - "Drai's a UFA after this year"
Oilerfans - "If the league didn't conspire against us and favor the cap breaking Knights, we'd be holding the cup right now"
Captaincrunch - "Look give me my slurpee and my change"