[CaptainCrunch]

Some fun rules that we put into a$$hole to make it meaner

1) You need really comfortable chairs for the president and vicepresident. We used those leather massage loungers. The A$$hole and vice a$$hole have to stand up while they are in those slots

2) The president has the right to call dial a bottle, or a pizza place, or a chinese food place, whoever is standing as vice or a$$hole has to pay for any deliveries to the door (You wouldn't believe how frantic the pace is as the delivery gets closer)

3) The president and vice president have the option of choosing the drink types for the a$$hole and vice a$$holes. And also the frequency of the drinks.

4) The a$$hole and vice a$$holes are not allowed to use the washrooms until they are no longer in those slots.

5) If the vice a$$hole or a$$hole swear or complain, they are forced to do one stupid human trick of the presidents suggestion.
(A drunk angry person being forced to juggle eggs is pretty funny stuff)

6) While your playing the president and vice president can demand a moment of truth and ask any questions that they want of anyone who is neutral or in the vice a$$hole or a$$hole slot. If your caught in a lie then see rule 5.

7) Buffalo club rules are enacted by the president who decides which hand is the drinking hand. If the president catches someone drinking from the wrong hand, he enacts the prairie fire rule. If the president drinks with the wrong hand he is automatically demoted to the role of a$$hole and everyone else is promoted one spot.

Just a few suggestions.