[CaptainCrunch]

Orbits the sun every 13 days. Most people wouldn't have jobs, they'd be too busy hanging onto a handrail for dear life.

Meanwhile on planet 581 Professor Zook has just invented the mass probing device, research on it was accelerated upon the discovery of a planet with similar characteristics but orbits the sun every 365 days.

General Khan when reached for comment said "These people have to be inferior, they don't have a third hand to hold onto the planet to avoid being cast into the sun due to a high speed orbit"

Professor Lik said that they don't know much about the planet because Planet 581 orbits so quickly that they can't get a good look at the other planet, and attempts to launch ships to look at it have failed because the ships keep getting run over by the planet due to its quick orbit.

When reached the Astronomers club has named the new planet "Happy Meal"

The culinary fine arts club when reached for comment wondered whether red or white wine would go well with the residents of planet happy meal