[JohnnyB]

All the kids who identify as cats should obviously be sent home. It's not really a standard any school in Alberta could accept. If they did, everyone would start sending their cats in for a good education. It would mess up school budgets, and families with dogs would complain about discrimination. School boards would have to accommodate and the next thing you know it would be parakeets and hamsters added to attendance lists. Most of them wouldn't even have time to graduate or to contribute back into the economy for more than a couple of years. I suppose a case could be made for cockatiels, but for the most part it would just be a waste of tax dollars. Cats belong at home.