[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by stang

Oilers win tonight.

Ugh

You skipped out and hid when your team got rag dolled.

So just for you, here's what happens.

Spoiler!

Vegas opens the scoring quickly as your coach Pugsly starts Skinner who by now is suffering from PTSD and a nasty rubber infection misses a slapshot from behind the Vegas net due to his thousand mile stare.

The Knights go up 2-0 when Nurse once again shows his superior IQ when his controller disconnects leading to a 3 on nothing. Skinner clearly frustrated throws his stick like a spear accidentally killing the future in Bouchard who couldn't turn around fast enough to see the spear coming.

McDavid seeing the hopelessness of his team, starts fake limping around the ice. The Oilers announce the release of a new series "The McDavid Miracle" where he shows his miraculous recovery from his fake injury, the series ends with him saying "F this, I'm outtie" and walking into Hollands office.

Draisaitl heroically sits near the Vegas blueline for the whole game angrily taping his stick as the Oilers are basically trapped 5v4 in their own end. After the 8th goal Skinner is mercy pulled. He storms out of the arena jumps in a uber and is never seen again. We'll until he shows up in downtown Edmonton running a pretzel cart.

Kane has another selfish bonehead moment and is tossed. He's arrested by the IRS while leaving the ice and later announces that he's taking his talents to the California penal league.

The final score is 10-0 and the team has a vote that they are going to forfeit their last game and start their golf season early.