[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Yeah, I’m not part of any anti-straw movement. I’m pro-straw. Slurpees? Milkshakes? Fountain pop? Straw all the way.

But I know zero adults in day-to-day life who have had a paper straw fail. Kids? Sure, I’ve seen kids take a paper straw and make it look like they were attempting paper mache. But adult paper straw struggles are an exclusively online thing to me. It’s fascinating.

Some paper straws do have a really unappealing texture, though.

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