Ok, I'm staying away from Burninator now. You know that "your friends" are actually you in that story

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Anyways, I don't know Rouge, maybe its to save the pain of me standing in line with ice cream while you fumble for your id for a 15 year old cashier to check? Why all the while my wife complains discreetly about you because her ice cream is melting and you are taking too long....