03-12-2023, 11:23 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
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Phat Ras Shorty
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Getting scored on first twice in the same game.
Sens
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Another shorty.
Cool, cool, cool.
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Scored on first every f***ing time
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Another Shorthand… I… just have a loss for words now.
Please not the same situation as last time..
PP is cursed.
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Another fn shorty against
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We the kings of letting in SHGs on the powerplay.
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Nothing worse than already being in a bad mood from that ####ty SH goal against, then that stupid Katy Perry commercial comes on
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Three (or four?) straight games with SHG’s aginst. This team rules.
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Would be nice to score first one of thsse days
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A shortie. The last 14 goals scored on our PP are now 7 for us and 7 against.
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This has blowout loss written all over it.
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Good to start the game with a horrendous defensive error.
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2 on 1 after a puck battle on the wall is pretty special stuff
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Sutter been watching tape. Has forwards hugging the wall on our breakouts and we keep trying to hit the forward at the opposing blue line wall lol. Sealed every time.
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Sens are elite at rimming it around the boards with full force
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Jesus f***ing Christ again.
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at some point, we will stop committing those turnovers, and stop giving up flukey goals. Look out then!!
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The PK is actually doing a better job than the PP. Bonkersville.
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Another shorty against. Atrocious. 7 goals for, 7 shorties against since the new new year I think the announcers said?
Single handedly losing games on the Powerplay. The top guys need to have some damn pride with the man advantage.
Don't love the coaching staffs lack of action moving players around, but the players have to outwork the opposing PK unit once and a while.
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It’s a 3 on 5. How the f*** are all 3 guys wide open
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Lindy from Backs!
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Italian guy licking his lips right now
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-Pinto has a terrible turnover-
This sub: how could Chabot do this
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Pinto literally donates a 2-on-1 in the neutral zone in the middle of a rush and this sub is still blaming Chabot. Guy can't be ####ing everywhere
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Guys uuuhhh there’s a wide open guy beside the net….
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We’re getting speedbagged again lol. 3 of the last 4 after getting the prized top 4 d man. Thought it was a talent issue back there?
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this team has no idea how to play defense at all
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Didn't we used to have good special teams? That doesn't sound like it :-(
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well damn
lots of game left at least
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Hamonic under complete control of the puck. There’s a Calgary guy hugging the wall. You can guess what happens next
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this team looks easy to play against.
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Seasons over...time to look forward to the draft...oh wait...
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team can't handle the pressure
ever since the playoff chants they have crumbled
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Hubey Dooby Doo
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go to hell huberdeau, of course you decide to play well against us
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Imagine letting that f***ing dud score on us
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Hamonic has Batherson wide open there streaking down the middle and he still f***ing rings it off the boards. It’s unreal.
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Well, one of these teams is playing desperate hockey to make it into the playoffs. The other seems lost and out of answers.
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Yikes. Nothing to like right now. Playing from behind constantly is wearing this team down. Just flat and disjointed.
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this team is going to drop down the standings hard
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Serious question: if we keep giving up these odd man rushes and getting scored on our PP all the time now. And leaving one player constantly alone in front of our net. Is that not coaching issue? Game after game after game now.
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Love turning over the puck and the offensive blueline. Always ends well.
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My god... An incredible sequence at the level of a beer league hockey.
FFS
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Hanifin from Huberdeau
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No one back
Everybody attack
Lets score millions of goals
Oh ##### a turnover
F..ck it they ll have a 2 on 1
Who cares
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well im off to build an ikea cabinet, better than watching this bull####
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Literally streaming this on vacation questioning life
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Holy f***. These guys need to start golfing.
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We give up so many free entries at our line with turnovers its insane. We cant get out
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Half of our team is already planning their summer vacation. Good thing our pick is top 5 protected. DJ, nice knowing ya, dude. Can’t wait for the real coach to take over this circus. If you tell me that our PP with Stu , Chuky, DeBrincat, Giroux, Batherson, Sanderson etc can’t play better than this, then you really need to consider watching something other than hockey. Again, can’t effing wait for the management/coaching change and to have someone knowledgeable and with guts to stand behind these guys when they’re playing. Enough of this BS.
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Lewis to rub it in
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Can’t watch anymore of this garbage.
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That last shift is EXACTLY what I am trying to point out, we got it out once in 5 attempts, the one time we got it out they came right back with numbers cause we didnt have possesssion, again
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This team looks like it's been fully neutered.
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The Jekyll and Hyde Ottawa Senators.
Blow out or get blown out.
One of best powerplay teams to something that looks like amateur hour.
Chasing an NHL record for most consecutive games with a shorty against.
Get fans engaged and excited with a push for the playoffs, then sh*t the bed in dramatic fashion.
Sigh
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LOL...we did it again...terrible decisions in the Ozone, to send off a 3 on 1...its starting to get interesting now, how we keep managing to do that
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The upside to this loss is that I no longer have to be emotionally vested in anything aside from just enjoying a hockey game with no pressure attached to it for the remainder of this season.
But, for next season, I would like to see a different bench boss and a renewed sense of purpose to start the season. The roster looks pretty good, maybe look into some goalie solutions, add a few depth pieces, but jump right in and start scaring some teams.
I feel hopeful for next year. This year can go bugger off already, but next season kind of has me a little bit excited.
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Well there goes my only wish for Ottawa to be competitive for a full 60 minutes, win or lose.
At this point I don’t even think they want to win, and sending a message that they’re not happy. Well guess what, seeing you guys do this makes the fans unhappy, soooooo screw you. Haha
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We've fallen behind even Washington and they literally are trying to lose.
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Playing the Safeway Score and Win
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Calgary with a Safeway giveaway
Never write off the flame throwers
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Huberdon’t with a $500K goal or some ####
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You're far more optimistic than I am. Division title was out of reach for me since the new year. The only team that seems to be losing every now and again is Seattle. Since the AS break, LA is 10-2-2, Vegas is 12-2-2, Seattle is 8-7-2. The Oilers are 8-5-4. They might catch Seattle but even 2nd is getting to be unlikely.
Ottawa taking tonight off it seems.
If we had even a semblance of goaltending....
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Flames playing yet another team on a B2B with some rando goalie no one has ever heard of haha
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No team we are fighting for spots seems to want to gift away a bunch of goals like we do. Annoying
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