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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Don't be bitter because we're too busy enjoying the playoffs. and don't have time to shoot fireworks at girls.
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but how else can you get them down from the power lines they are swinging on to get away from the knives and fires on the ground? if you cant shoot fireworks at people, it becomes quite hard to immobilize them long enough to get your knife out and celebrate like a "true fan"
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Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE! 
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