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CaptainCrunch · 02-16-2023, 08:30 AM

Honestly now that these balloons are showing up all over the world, I wonder how many are launched as a prank, and the airforces around the world are blowing $100,000 of dollars in flight, maintenance and missile costs shooting down weather balloons bought on line from the same people who think its hilarious to shoot lasers at airliners.

I'm just waiting for a strafing run on some kids birthday party because Boo Boo the clown is inflating balloons for some kids, and CSIS or the CIA get word of it.

And our national leader whether Trudeau or Biden will claim that they've dealt a major blow against domestic terrorism. Or if its a Chinese kids birthday party a major spy ring.

"We got him" They'll crow as they hold up a bullet ridden picture of Boo Boo clutching shredded Winne the Poo balloons in his hand. Then they'll play the video of with radio chatter of Major Kenny "Bloodaxe" McGuffin gleefully rolling hid F22 in on the party and see the gun camera footage.

02-16-2023, 08:30 AM	#252
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Honestly now that these balloons are showing up all over the world, I wonder how many are launched as a prank, and the airforces around the world are blowing $100,000 of dollars in flight, maintenance and missile costs shooting down weather balloons bought on line from the same people who think its hilarious to shoot lasers at airliners. I'm just waiting for a strafing run on some kids birthday party because Boo Boo the clown is inflating balloons for some kids, and CSIS or the CIA get word of it. And our national leader whether Trudeau or Biden will claim that they've dealt a major blow against domestic terrorism. Or if its a Chinese kids birthday party a major spy ring. "We got him" They'll crow as they hold up a bullet ridden picture of Boo Boo clutching shredded Winne the Poo balloons in his hand. Then they'll play the video of with radio chatter of Major Kenny "Bloodaxe" McGuffin gleefully rolling hid F22 in on the party and see the gun camera footage. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Last edited by CaptainCrunch; 02-16-2023 at 08:34 AM.