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Originally Posted by Locke
Yeah, engaging in back-alley fisticuffs with someone beyond the capacity to feel pain in some sort of Junkie WWE Combat is not exactly my idea of a good time.
Nor is facing the prospect of explaining it to a Judge.
"You see your honor, this is the moment where I thought attempting to subdue the individual with my tie was a relatively decent plan...and now here we are..."
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I got into a fight with a crackhead at work a few months ago and was curious about this. The TLDR I got from the cops afterward was that the crown isn't looking to prosecute anyone that defends themselves from someone under the influence like this, unless you yourself escalate the situation somehow. They generally understand who the instigator is in these situations
I can't confirm the effectiveness or legality of a dildo in that situation though.