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Old 02-03-2023, 02:36 PM   #527
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Originally Posted by Matata View Post
Canadian law dictates you can not carry any instruments with the intent of using them for self defence. I would assume this extends to dildos. So if a cop stops you or you are forced to engage, you'll need to have a solid cover story locked and loaded.

Traditional boxing would be the best method of self defence available against the homeless. While they are capable of great violence, they are ultimately a malnourished, uncoordinated lot with no real ability to resist a lightning fast 1-2 combination.
I think he can swing that.

I'd imagine that 99.9% of the time they are not typically classified as run-of-the-mill instruments of self-defence...
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