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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
This is why I always carry one of my dildos with me. In addition to stunning someone physically when I smack them upside the head (with a dodgeball-esque kabong) in self defense, the mental scars of being beat up with a phallus run deeper.
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Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
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I think he's owning this one.
The real questions abound concerning the state of sanitization of 'the' dildo. If he's got it ready for a quick-draw a la 'The Quick and the Dead' then thats probably alright....if he's fishing it out of a ziploc bag tho...
Thats the Thermo-Nuclear deterrent.
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