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Originally Posted by Locke
Considering how rubbery they are these days they'd make decent impromptu nunchaku in a pinch...
If you're in real trouble you just upgrade to the 'Party Size' and you could clear the entire platform.
Its the Nuclear option.
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This is why I always carry one of my dildos with me. In addition to stunning someone physically when I smack them upside the head (with a dodgeball-esque
kabong) in self defense, the mental scars of being beat up with a phallus run deeper.