Oh man, I just remembered this one.
I sport a pretty healthy beard, and it's starting to gray in a patchy way. When it's uniform, I'm just gonna rock the Santa beard, but in the mean time, I'm just trying to keep it as even as possible. You brush the stuff in, wash it out 5 minutes later. Voila, good for 3-4 weeks.
So anyway, it's my Monday off, but the nature of my business requires me to take a few calls throughout the day. So there I am brushing beard dye into my beard, and my phone rings. "There's like 12 cars running at the auction today we should buy, can you login from home and bid on them?" No worries, the auction isn't work to me, it's the funnest part of my job.
So I drop everything, spend 2 hours on the auction, then go cut the lawn, then take the dogs for a walk..... My wife gets home and looks at me and starts laughing hysterically. "What the hell happened to your face?!!"
I looked in the mirror, and it like someone Sharpied a beard on me. It was jet black, like blacker than a Model T. But anyone who had dyed their beard knows, it leaves color on the skin as well when it cures. It looks like someone took a paint roller to your face. It was 4 hours since I brushed it in, and somehow avoided walking past a mirror that whole time.
And no I didn't shave it off. I rocked the late 90's WCW Randy Savage look for a good 2 weeks before it started looking like human hair again. #noregrets
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