About 6 or 7 years ago when I was still pipelining, I was leaving the hotel in the morning after a pretty bad sleep. Just a dirt parking lot with nothing in it, other than a few small concrete bollards with block heater plugs on them. Me, tired and absent minded, hops in my truck, put it in gear, hit the gas, make it about two feet and then DONK. Smacked into one of those little 3 foot poles dead centre of the truck.
Didn't feel very smart that day