[CaptainCrunch]

If there's such a thing as re-incarnation Ozzy, in my next life I'm totally going into politics. Easy money no expectations of real work. Access to dollars to give to my buddies. The ability to lie without consequences. The full permission to be hypocritical, cover up corruption.

Yeah, I am completely disgusted and disconnected from all parties in this countries, and I always ask how the hell this country has failed so bad to build leaders.

I think I'll form my own party, I'll call it the CCCP (Canadian completely corrupt Party) I'll campaign on honesty as in I'm honesty just running for the pension. I promise no actions, I'm going to enrich my friends. But at least I'm up front about it.

Any Calgarpuckers are allowed to join the party, there's a nominal membership fee of a case of beer to me. I promise you all made up jobs in my new government. Minister of conspeak. Minister of feathertorture. Minister of sexparty coordination on the taxpayers dime. Minister of contract distribution.

I expect I'll get a few thousand protest votes if I did it.